verbautezukunft:

“Do what you did in the beginning of the relationship and there won’t be an end.”

— Unknown
(via surqrised)

colachampagnedad:

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(Source: colachampagnedad)

nadzbanaag:

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silverletomi:

yangire-mun:

A professor asked if I prefer “Miss” or “Mister” (because nb) and I accidentally said “ya boi” without thinking so now I have a professor that calls me “ya boi Rogers” every time I see him.

I’m not seeing the problem???

averagefairy:

cool girls are everywhere but its such a challenge to find one guy thats like mildly interesting to talk to……. it’s like they all have the personality of an actual adidas sandal

hardcorebrownie:

today i sneezed in class and two people said “bless you” i’m getting famous faster than u all think

frogmp3:

yes i hate men. yes i am attracted to men. we exist

iamwizz:

feels like i hallucinated this entire year

telapathetic:

my favourite thing about tumblr is there is not one mention of sports

(Source: hohoehoes)

imsoofuckingsad:

*absolutely nothing happens* 

wow this is giving me a lot of anxiety 

khadlja:

pray to have a partner whose heart remains soft for you always.

rosewater1997:

if i dont romanticize everything i do i’ll die